We have no idea where Taylor Swift is getting married or when. For all we know she and Travis Kelce are already married, having undergone a small ceremony officiated by the Internet-ordained assistant equipment manager in a windowless room reeking of Under Armour beneath GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

UPDATED, 5:00 p.m.: Taylor Swift’s Toy Story 5 song, “I Knew It, I Knew You” has become the most-streamed country song in a single day by a female artist in Spotify history. This makes sense, in large part,