So, I just got back from that creepy little bastard of a therapist Doreen made me see after my third heart attack. She didn’t like how often I scream at the TV, and was worried it could be ...

Cryptic Shift are offering up their latest drop, Overspace & Supertime, now on vinyl since the album’s February release.

I know, I know … AI is a hotly debated topic, and here at Net Worthless, we have a very hard stance on it. AI music is the best thing that has ever happened to your band, but not for the reason you’d ...

The other morning at work, I was doing some meditating and reflecting, and by that I mean I was hiding in the bathroom at work and scrolling on my phone, when an ad ...

The Wednesdays start comin and they don’t stop coming, am I right? It’s Smokey Goretooth back at you again with a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take your horror ...

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It’s been a rough couple of weeks for German progressive metal band The Ocean, having had both their vocalist Loïc Rossetti and guitarist David Ramis Åhfeldt suddenly quit the group. It’s the kind of ...

Repping your city is an American tradition. No matter how refined or intelligent someone might be, they should always be ready to shout their area code at a dickhead hater, should that person arise ...

Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax. No four metal bands are as often grouped together as those, often celebrated as The Big Four of Thrash, or simply The Big Four. Metallica have long been the ...

What is the ultimate “dad rock” band? According to a new survey conducted by Merchoid, we’ve got a pretty definitive list. Researchers asked 3,000 Americans to name the band that “truly epitomizes dad ...

It’s an ocean exodus! Really, though. I don’t know what’s in the water over there (I wonder how many water jokes I can squeeze out of this), but German progressive metal band The Ocean have already ...