Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

The Babylon Bee Published May 14, 2025, 7:00 a.m. ET Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

After helping power Ponderosa High School to a school-record 27-0 regular season, 6-foot-10 big man Aaron Bliss was voted by fans as the top basketball player.

Corti Brothers in Sacramento’s Little Italy made USA Today’s list for best grocery stores, praised for its wine department and deli sandwiches.